Exciting& New! - The Telepathy App

Just released! This exciting new app is an astonishing new tool. Designed by a frustrated driver who could not bear the thought of waiting to stop driving before texting a message, The Telepathy App will save you time and money and you can't be accused by the police of texting while driving!

Just install the app, open a text message field, and push the synch button once. You will feel a slight warm buzzing in your brain close to your right ear, but you'll get used to that over time. Next, put the phone down nearby - on the dash if you have a tray - and think the thought you want to text. The red receiving light will blink to indicate the app is receiving your thoughts and when you are finished, just think 'Send.'

This fun app will provide hours of utility and amaze your friends!

Caution - stop using the Telepathy app if your right eye begins to twitch furiously. Left eye - that's okay, but right eye, if it twitches and will not stop, see an an app healthcare specialist at once.

Brought to you by MindWear, the makers of 'Telefriend teledoodle'.

"Remember, we think we can think it before you think you might need it!"