Sunday, May 2, 2010

New App - Political Party Spectrum Analyzer

Just released! With this exciting new app you never need fear telling an off-color political joke in a public location, such as a restaurant or convention. Just download this app and use the camera feature, set on video, to capture the crowd.

This exciting new software works on the same principle as the military night vision scopes, except instead of reading low levels of light to reveal details, it reads low levels of political clues, apparent on everyone's face, but not easily discernible without years of expert training, until now!

Set the Political Spectrum slider button to your desired level of sensitivity in the Settings panel, then slowly pan the crowd while the PPSA senses the political vibe.

When the timer makes the gentle clucking noise, your video is ready for review. You will see that everyones face is varying intensities of red or blue. The brighter the red or blue color on their face, the further left or right wing they are. Moderates are easily identifiable as they are a light lavender color, a perfect blend of left and right.

With the pause button you can identify the color shift most closely aligned with your own inclinations and the number of others like you in that area. Then you can move forth into the crowd, assured of being surrounded by people who think and act just like you!


Brought to you by MindWear, the makers of 'Double Handed Party Shifters'.

"Remember, we think we can think it before you think you might need it!"

Exciting& New! - The Telepathy App

Just released! This exciting new app is an astonishing new tool. Designed by a frustrated driver who could not bear the thought of waiting to stop driving before texting a message, The Telepathy App will save you time and money and you can't be accused by the police of texting while driving!

Just install the app, open a text message field, and push the synch button once. You will feel a slight warm buzzing in your brain close to your right ear, but you'll get used to that over time. Next, put the phone down nearby - on the dash if you have a tray - and think the thought you want to text. The red receiving light will blink to indicate the app is receiving your thoughts and when you are finished, just think 'Send.'

This fun app will provide hours of utility and amaze your friends!

Caution - stop using the Telepathy app if your right eye begins to twitch furiously. Left eye - that's okay, but right eye, if it twitches and will not stop, see an an app healthcare specialist at once.

Brought to you by MindWear, the makers of 'Telefriend teledoodle'.

"Remember, we think we can think it before you think you might need it!"